Turn That Frown Upside Down!

My holiday cheer has been at an all time high, so it's only natural that something came along to totally bum me out! (But thanks to a delicious grilled cheese I just made, the bumming only lasted a few hours, so cheer levels are now back to normal.)

Any of you watch 'Up All Night', the new show on NBC? You should watch it, you'd love it. It's HI-LAAARIOUS! There's a character named Missy and from day one I thought, "That just might be Audrey Griswold from European Vacation." I finally got around to looking this up and after seeing pictures, they do look similar, but that is defs not Audrey. See below!

I ended up reading a bit on Audrey Griswold's life and it turns out, that's not Audrey Griswold in the show because Audrey Griswold is no longer with us.

As in dead!

Say what?

I can't believe it!

She had diabetes, which first stunted her growth and then caused her to slip into a diabetic coma in 1996. Not long after, she suffered a stroke and ended up dying a month or so after that. Good thing the Vacation empire likes to change Audrey's for each movie! Goodbye Audrey, I hope you got a proper memorial at the 1997 Academy Awards or I'll have some BEEF!

On a separate note, European Vacation was my first look into the world of all things Europe and as it turns out, Europe is exactly like the movie. We are ALL exactly like the Griswolds and Europe hates us!

CLASSIC!

A Very Scrooge-less Christmas!

Do I love Christmas or do I love Christmas?!

I LOVE CHRISTMAS! I love Christmas music (preferably Celine Dion, Amy Grant, NSync, and The Carpenters), decorations, cookies, shopping, crazy people, parties, movies and the REAL meaning of Christmas. And I almost forgot, I love gifts! Of course I love getting gifts, but I truly love giving more than receiving. That may have something to do with the fact that the gifts I give to Derek are usually beneficial to both of us, therefore I am giving and receiving all at the same time. Smart girl here! (I'll share my big gift with you after the 25th!)

So on the note of giving is better than receiving..... What better time of the year to give to those in need! Whether you're buying a dead rose from "Doug," the Indian guy downtown (who I'm pretty sure is not named Doug) and paying an extra dollar or two, or just dropping in some extra change at the Salvation Army stand, now is not the time to be stingy! Not many people read this blog (I know, right?! What's wrong with this world?), but what kind of lousy person would I be if I didn't use it for good once in awhile? So today, and from here on out, I'd like to share with you some organizations, that aren't super well known, but would GREATLY appreciate and benefit from your help.

First up is not an organization, but a family that I've talked about on here before. Brad and Tara Mowen adopted their first ADORABLE baby boy from Ethiopia last spring and just found out a few weeks ago that they will be going back to Ethiopia right before Christmas to bring home their two new sons. Awesome news! That's the short version, but you can read about everything here. Sounds easy, but there's a ton of paperwork and money that go along with it and they could use all the help they can get! On their website, you can purchase either t-shirts or bead necklaces made by African women for $15 each, which will help with adoption costs. Now I know you may wonder why you should be helping these people you don't know, but you should change your way of thinking and realize you're actually giving two little boys a family! There will be two less orphans in Africa shortly and what I love more than anything is that they are actual brothers. Heartwarming!

Second up is another organization I have mentioned before. The actual organization is Amazima Ministries and was started by Katie Davis from Kisses From Katie. Amazima "feeds, educates, and encourages orphaned and vulnerable children and the poor in the country of Uganda."

This is an amazing organization to help with and while any amount of money is gladly accepted, you could (and should!) sponsor a child for just $300 a year. That's $25 a month. Your phone bill is probably triple that! This will include education at a Christian school, school supplies, school uniform, three meals a day, medical care, Christian discipleship, and spiritual growth activities for their families and/or guardian. I understand if $300 isn't readily available however, so they also offer handmade, beaded necklaces for $19.95. What. A Steal. These necklaces are made by the Ugandan women through Amazima's vocational program and I'm just waiting for the red one to be back in stock. These women better pick up the pace a bit! (I kid, I kid.) You should seriously check out their website to read everything, they say it much better than I ever could. Back to Katie..... She has a new book out, cleverly titled, 'Kisses From Katie.' Heeeyyooo! Honestly, I can't put into words what an amazing girl she is. Read her book, read her blog, you'll love her!

I'll think I'll call it a day with charities in this post, but I've already got quite a few others in mind and I'm actually really excited to share them with you! GOODNIGHT!

Patented & Copyrighted.

You know those sayings that are making their way around the internet that usually start out with "That moment when...." and then go on to describe some random moment that happens to everyone? Well I've come up with my own original 'moments' and I thank you, ladies and gents, for allowing me to share them with you. Here you are:

"That moment when you're in the shower and you look down and think you're being murdered, but you really just knicked yourself shaving."
OR
"That moment when you're in the shower and you look down and think you're being murdered, but you really just forgot to put a tampon in."
OR
"That moment when you're in the shower and you look down and think you're being murdered because you're actually being murdered."
(That 'moment' doesn't end well.)
Any of these could work and are interchangeable.

"That moment when you're in the shower using your homemade coffee scrub that is supposedly curing your cellulite and you look down and think you've accidentally gone to the bathroom. Specifically, number two."

"That moment when your peaceful dog jumps up and bites a skipping girl's long braid."
(Let's get something straight. Diego is perfect, that girl shouldn't have been skipping!)

Here are some real 'moments' taken from That Moment When on Tumblr and they are not very good moments at all! I don't think these people understand the assignment.

"That moment when you want to walk around the house in a sports bra, but then you realize you have too many love handles to do so.. So you just slip on an XXL shirt and call it a night."
-Ummmm, what? This girl should stop talking.

"That moment when I love the bad guys more than the good guys in an anime. I MISS AIZEN SOUSUKE~"
-Uuuuhhh, nerd.

"That moment where you tell your friends that you are going to bed but you are still browsing the internet after 10 minutes."
-Good one. Not.

This is in honor of Thanksgiving and Marianne!
"That moment when you wanna punch your mom in the face."
-Happens most holidays!
(No it doesn't.)
(Yes it does.)

And finally someone recognizes themselves for who they and most of us really are!
"That moment when you realize you are probably the most boring person ever."
-Spot on!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Love, Your Favorite Granddaughter

As I was walking through town today, once again stuck behind old people walking SO slow (bad hips, bad ankles, underdeveloped calves, fluid in the knees, vertigo), I realized I don't necessarily love old people. Rough, I know. But seriously, old people are the worst! They're slow at all things, they do not/cannot/will not learn technology or anything new for that matter, and quite honestly, they can be kind of gross. You know what, you need to stop hating on me right this second! I'm allowed to feel this way! Besides, there are several old people I enjoy very much, one being Doyne (aka Grandma).

I adore Doyne with all my heart, but she really isn't making a good name for her peeps. Through her, I was able to get a glimpse into the life of the older generation and it is not pretty. I realize you're 85 years old and I just showed up at your house unannounced, but you're a hot mess! Lets class it up a bit Grandma, put your teeth in! Treat yourself and wear your teeth all day, even when company is not expected! I also understand you enjoy the taste of cottage cheese, but it doesn't need to be eaten for every meal. Despite what you say, I know it can't possibly taste good swirled around with all the other food on your plate. Nice try! **For the record, Doyne is actually very not gross and I thought she had things pretty well figured out.....until this happened.

I stopped by her house one day (when my Grandpa was still alive) and they were SO relieved to see me. It was the reaction I'd been waiting for my whole life, and then they told me they needed help. My uncle had bought them a "record player" (cd player) to listen to their music, but they couldn't get the "record" (cd) to work.

"We've tried everything. We've hit all the buttons, but we still can't hear any music."

I finally had a reason for living and was going to save the day, but then I couldn't get the "record player" (cd player) to work either. Embarrassing! I was ready to give up when I became curious as to exactly what kind of music my grandparents might be buying (I assumed something Lawrence Welk related), so I opened up the cd thing, and they had not bought any music at all. They had gotten a "free cd" in the mail, an AOL internet startup cd to be exact! They had literally been trying to get music to play for HOURS which totally boggles my mind.

So yeah, old people......

(This isn't Doyne, but these ladies probably pull the same shenanigans.)

A Summary of My Life.

"I had a very interesting discussion last night at dinner with some friends. Usually I don't have discussions at dinner. Not because I do not enjoy them, but I prefer buffets and am generally either at the buffet table or eating as fast as I can for fear they will close the buffet before I can finish."

EXACTLY!

PLEASE BE AS GOOD AS THE BOOK, PLEASE BE AS GOOD AS THE BOOK, PLEASE BE AS GOOD AS THE BOOK

I read this book awhile back,

and I fell in love.

I was a bit hesitant to begin this book because I'm not usually a fiction type of gal, but it had me hooked at chapter one. Naturally, when I heard this was being made into a movie, my first reaction was JOY. Pure joy! My second reaction was a bit of the ole queasies in my tummy. Could they possibly make the movie as outstanding as the book? I'm not into Harry Potter, Twilight, or Lord of the Rings, so I really need The Hunger Games to be good. Like, really good.

The day I heard Jennifer Lawrence was cast as Katniss was a sad, sad day. Winter's Bone was more like Winter's Bore and I refused to believe that she could be Katniss. That is, I refused to believe she could be Katniss until my one good eye caught sight of this baby: It's my perfect, perfect Katniss. Yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Next came these pictures:
Then there's the perfect Effie. Exactly how I imagined her.
And then the most perfect of all. Cinna. EXACTLY how I pictured him. I was the opposite of a Lenny Kravitz fan, but that may all change very soon.
These pictures made me realize that this will be the best movie series OF ALL TIME!
And then I saw the trailor. I don't know, I just don't know what to think. It's so strange to see it come to life. It's basically what I imagined it to be except the arena training. You know what though, I'm keeping hope alive and I know this film will be AH-MAH-ZING!

The movie is being released March 23 and I'll still be in Italy. For the next four months I vow to search for a theater where I can see this in English. I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL IT IS FOUND!
MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN MY FAVOR!

Mi Casa Es Su Casa.....

......unless you want an oven in su casa! We've finally moved into our real apartment and I truly can't complain. It's nice, it's fairly modern, there's a flat screen tv that we can plug our computer into to watch real television, the shower feels excellent on my head, buuuut there's no oven. This was suppose to be "The Year of the Oven," and now that has been renamed to "The Year of the No Bake Cookie!" Yuuummm.....when I was 12! Do they think Thanksgiving pumpkin pie and Christmas cookies bake on a two-burner stove? I don't think so! This is a true tragedy!

Thoughts of having no oven have completely consumed me, but luckily, I am an even tempered, level headed, mature 29 year old woman. HEAR ME ROAR! Maturity means I don't yell at Derek for having no oven because it's obviously not his fault, I don't bring up the no oven 'sitch' in every conversation I have and to everyone I meet, and I haven't cried over it. That would be SO crazy if somebody cried over not having an oven! I am once again starting to become very upset, so I think it's best we move on.

Here are those pictures of our new hood I promised you weeks ago! Bolzano is an awesome city and I may not have originally thought it was a happening tourist spot UNTIL I ran into a Rick Steve's tour downtown! Rick Steves! First question asked, "Is Rick Steves with you?" He wasn't, but there was NO WAY I was passing up the chance to meet this traveling nerd. Anyways, hope you like the place as much as I do! **Note** I did not edit these photos. On most days, I would rather come down with full blown AIDS than deal with Photoshop!
(Only my favorite place in all of Bolzano!)These next three photos are from just outside of Bolzano, where we actually live.**Another Note** When we bought the DSLR camera, I thought mad photography skills would flow from my fingertips, but as we can all see, that's not the case. Don't think mean things to yourself about my less than stellar photography, okay? Thanks!

I Can't Stop Thinking About This.

There have been many HIGH-LARIOUS moments in my internet life, but I can now unplug the wifi because finally, FINALLY, after 13 or so years of searching, I have found the funniest thing ever. NAILED IT!

Funny bone, tickled!

BawbwaWawa-Factor

Anybody else crushing on these two older gentlemen?
Because I am! Despite today's rumors that LA Reid is going to sabotage Simon's girls and give them bad advice, I'm sticking with his nice guy act. So dreamy, these two.

I had decided long ago to avoid 'X-Factor' after they fired my true love, Cheryl Cole.
I tried to go without this show, but the heart wants what the heart wants. And it wanted X-Factor, badly. With the live shows starting tomorrow, I just wanted to put it out there that my money is on Drew. This 14 year old angel is more mature than I could ever hope to be and her voice causes me to seizure. Seriously, she's amazing. And she's got Beiber Fever! I am assuming Beiber is going to make an appearance at some point and they'll sing a duet, as I silently cry, pretending there is something in my eye. Mom--I'm going to need you to stop slacking around because you're "retired" and vote for her since I can't do it here. I know you're getting older, but do not get confused and vote for these little hussies.
Tiah and Simone CANNOT win X-Factor! I'll have lost all faith in humanity should one of these girls win. Tiah is beyond pitchy and Simone is SO full of herself. Do not like.

May the best (wo)man win (Drew)!!

A Treat. For You. It's Better Than Candy.

Suuup?! As suggested by the title, I have quite the treat for you. It's a look into something very personal to me, a place few dare to go. My purse!

I can't remember which magazine does this, maybe US Weekly, but you know how they take a look into what celebrities carry in their purses? We're also going to do that here! My purse is WAY better than a celebrity's though! If I remember correctly, one of the blogs to the right here did this awhile back, but she carried around a journal and nice things. Not here, you will not find that here! If at some point during this blog you have gotten the impression that I have my life pulled together, my apologies. I'm a hot mess.

Example I. My makeup bag.

(Even the table looks disgusting. Hold your judgement, that was a plastic patio table at the hotel we had been living in.)

This bacteria laden bag and brush are probably the reason my face is so busted and suffering from adult acne. You can't really see, but I only use the finest makeups such as, Cover Girl concealer, blush, and bronzer, Maybelline eye shadow and mascara, and Rimmel eye liner. Nothing but the best for me! This combination of makeup gives the perfect "caked on, face is more tan than your neck" look and I highly recommend it. I've rocked that look for years.

Example II. Welcome to my purse.

This is the crap I have hanging from my shoulder day in and day out, and is now beginning to give me shoulder pain. It's totally worth it though. Who knows when I may need an empty bottle of Ibuprofin? What if not one, but two toothbrushes fail me? Well, I've got three just in case. What if Diego gets bored and he wants his favorite tiny blue plastic toy you see laying there. Well, I've got it! Dog owner of the year, I win.

Let's end on a very happy note and thank Derek for the first new and hole-free underwear I've had in two years! He's so good to me! I promise to keep them out of the dogs reach, washed on gentle, and hung dry so that they are wearable for at least four years.

I Love Feta Cheese, It's My Best Thing

"I love Florence. It's my best thing."
-Deena Cortese, The Jersey Shore

I can't stop grubbing on feta cheese! This stuff is so delicious, it has taken top spot in my cheese repertoire, knocking goat cheese down to a measly number two. This specific brand comes straight to my mouth from Greece and won a cheese award in London, in 2005. All for $3 (euro). That is top notch cheese people!

Bolzan-o-Rama

It's official. I'm in love. My heart now belongs to Bolzano.

We've been here for 3 1/2 weeks now and I guess I'm starting to get the hang of it again. If you call eating bruschetta and two scoops of gelato every day, "getting the hang of it." We've been living in a hotel this whole time and it really hasn't been that bad, other than the lack of the world wide web. And they translated 16 & Pregnant into Italian, rather than leaving it in English and having Italian subtitles. *Side note: I didn't even know a girl was pregnant with twins the other day, that's how much I don't understand Italian! While not horrible, this hotel situation has kind of messed everything up. We're living out of our bags still and don't really feel at home, so I'm psyched to get moving into our real apartment. Once there, I'm just positive Derek will ask me to make our new house feel like a home. "Decorate, please. Here is my money, don't be shy," he'll say.

Bolzano is beautiful and looks like your quintessential European town! The downtown is the perfect little walking area with cobblestone streets and tons of cafes/bars with sidewalk seating. Pictures to come! There are some awesome grocery stores here, a really nice pet store, and even Mexican food! Although, I think they took the Mexican menu from Chili's. There are ribs and hamburgers with onion rings on top.......

We live amongst vineyards and apple orchards, which are currently all being harvested. The lady next door picks me dead flowers from random gardens. The neighbor man likes to put on his knee brace and climb onto his roof to pick berries and nuts, which he collects in his blue apron and then carries inside. When Derek and I go for coffee at 10:00 in the morning, the "more elderly" have already moved onto wine. When a German man has had a bit too much to drink and needs to go number one, he heads under the grape vines for a little privacy. If my server needs a smoke break, he takes a smoke break. Right next to my table. There are roosters and chickens walking amongst the vineyards and random cats everywhere. This is the life, you can have Chicago!

Our Second Home Sweet Home....

Tis the eve of our return to Italy and it couldn't have come at a better time. It seems like it was just yesterday that I weighed five pounds less and was packing to come back to Chicago. Without fail, the United States equals weight gain and sadly this morning, I found myself doing the ole yank and squat to get my jeans on. This didn't end so well. My jeans split. Very, very sad. Nothing says lose weight like torn pants!

Ciao America! Ciao Ranch! Ciao Fried Stuff! Ciao Rootbeer! Ciao Turtle Sundae at Culvers!

Helloooooo Bolzano! Hello Tomatoes! Hello Really Small Portions! Hello Very Cheap Heart Healthy Extra Virgin Olive Oil!

It's My Mom's Birthday, And She'll Cry If She Wants To, Cry If She Wants To, You Would Cry To If It Happened To You

My poor mother has been telling anybody that would listen her "retirement countdown" for the past three years and it was suppose to be TODAY! It's about the most annoying thing I've ever had to hear and I personally couldn't wait for August 5, 2011 to arrive. Short story short, things got a little messed up at work and Marianne doesn't get to retire today. She has to wait until September 1. Sadly for me and probably every other person she comes in contact with for the the next month, we have to continue on listening to a "retirement countdown." However, this doesn't mean it's not still her birthday and she can't partaaaaaaaayyy!

Happy Birthday Marianne "No Middle Name" Carter!!!!

Oh Happy Day, Sister Act 2 Style

Oh Happy Day, my little lovers! It's been awhile, but I'm back. I thought since I was on vacation I would be back to my ole blogging self, but alas, that was not how it played out. Vacation went a little something like this......

• 7:00 is wake up time. I like mornings and I like coffee, plus I just don't like to sleep in anymore. What a waste of life!
• 7:15 rolls around and I think, "Gosh, I have the entire day to do whatever I want. The world is mine! What should I do? Let's make this a good one, Stacy."
• 9:00 Wouldn't want to miss Regis and Kelly.
• 10:00 Wouldn't want to miss The View.
• 11:00 Shower. The days not totally wasted.
• 12:30 I'm ready to leave and do things, but it's so sunny outside, I'm afraid my life is wasting away if I spend the day running errands or doing anything that's not getting a tan.
• 2:00 I haven't left the house yet because I can't make up my mind whether I should lay our or not.
• 4:00 I haven't left the house to do errands and I haven't laid out. But I am watching Weeds OnDemand and thinking, "This season seems dirtier."
• 4:28 Weeds is over and I think I may give it up. Not only is it dirtier, the storyline is whack and HIGHLY unbelievable.
• 4:30 I think, "But if I give up Weeds, I won't get to see Silas anymore."
• 7:00 The sun is slowly setting and my hair is getting greasy. Guess I can't go anywhere now.
• 9:15 I make a root beer float. Preferably with Diet A&W.
• 10:00 Tucked in and ready for Chelsea Lately.

All in all, I'm an idiot and really let myself down the past two weeks.

I bet you can guess what else I failed at! Farmers' Market Week! (Remember that? No? You've never read my blog before and don't plan on coming back?) Well, I wasn't a complete failure, but I sure wasn't a success. I started off strong with a deep dish cherry pie! I've never made cherry pie and to be totally honest, I don't usually enjoy the texture of a cherry. But this baby was apparently baked in heaven and turned out perfect (other than being a bit runny). The crust was probably the best part. The directions have you fold it so that it is similar to a very large crostada. The second and last item prepared in honor of Farmers' Market Week was an also never attempted, blueberry pie! This pie was quite tasty despite being runny. (I am living with my in laws this summer and I'm beginning to think that Tina, my roommate/mother in law is sabotaging me with bad cornstarch! What else could the problem be?) Soooo, yeah, in my two weeks of baking, I made two pies.

Turning that frown upside down!

I started an Etsy shop! Remember how I "think" I take "cool" pictures at the markets? Well, I did some editing and had those suckers printed! You can now purchase up to 20 different 5x7 fruit and vegetable photos from Farmers' Market Delight! Please buy! I'll never live this down if nobody buys anything! Talk to you later!

Dude, that is like, so, Nautical!

Summer has got me feeling awfully nautical! Not nautical in the sense that I'm hanging out at pools and beaches, but clothig nautical. Blue, white, and gold - so Nautical! This look to me says, I'm a little preppy, but I'm also a little French. Although I don't think the French ever actually go for a nautical theme, the French do have a very distinct look and I'm working hard to make this look mine. (No, I will never stop talking about being French. How can I? It's who I am, it's who I was born to be.)

Let's see here...... I started off the summer with a pair of gold earrings. Bada bing, bada boom. You don't get much fancier than fake gold. Next, there was a shirt I badly wanted at a German Zara, but wasn't able to buy because I guess I hadn't done enough chores or something for the week. Instead I went with my second favorite look, a cardigan! (I bought a red cardigan on clearance and it's long enough to cover up underwear lines. Win, win.) Anyways, the nautical shirt I didn't get to buy really put my wheels into motion and before I knew it, it's all I could think about! I've gone on to buy a blue and white striped cardigan, blue plaid Sperry's, another fake gold piece of jewelry (I obviously only buy the finest things in life), a super cute little blue and white striped "dress" that is not a dress at all, but a long top, and I received a blue and white striped bag for my birthday! I am looking gooooood this summer!

The nautical theme has now consumed my whole life and I have begun to vision a home in which a little boys room is decorated with this look and/or a bathroom!

Sky Rockets In Flight, Farmers' Market Delight

Two weeks off + one chubby girl = baking!
The family I nanny for is on vacation for the next two weeks, so I have designated this time to be Farmers' Market Desserts week(s). This is based "loosely" on the cookbook, Farmers' Market Desserts by Jennie Schacht. (I say "loosely" because it obviously totally copies the name. Did you pick up on that? You don't care? Okay.)

This cookbook couldn't be more perfect and helpful! She tells how to deal with different fruits and vegetables, what fruits and veggies are in season at certain times, and of course, has many recipes that look amazing. I've tried to get to as many farmers' markets as I could this summer so I can eat 'locally' and 'seasonally,' but mostly just so I can take 'cool' pictures. Also, this is what French woman do, so you know I'm on top of that. If French women love fresh markets, so does this girl!

I don't end up buying all that much food when I'm there because I think to myself, "Now Stacy, are you really going to end up making Gwynth Paltrow's kale chips from that $12 bunch of kale you just bought? Do you even like kale?" I think we all know the answer to both of those. However, I really do enjoy myself at the farmers' markets and it's nice to see that not all the food we eat is super manufactured and mass produced! DEATH TO CORPORATE FARMING! (Fyi, most of your USDA approved 'organic' food is not even slightly organic and you'd be better off buying 'non-organic, but local.') I highly recommend getting out to a farmers' market if one is near you! Berry season is almost over, but peach season has only just begun! And don't even get me started on the tomatoes, don't even get me started. If nothing else, there's usually a coffee stand and muffin/donut/pastry stand set up!

Now I will bless you with visions from the markets! Is there anything more beautiful than fresh fruits or veggies? Heavens no, as Mother Marianne would say. ***Pictures had to be edited because I now sell them on Etsy! If you would like to see these little gems, you can visit my Etsy shop, Farmers' Market Delight! Hope you like!***

And if you're totally against all of the other pictures, there's always this guy.......I'll let you know what I've cooked up at the end of the two weeks. I just spent $20 on blueberries, so my fingers are crossed this isn't a total flop!

So Simple, So Perfect

Sometimes, you just need a little reminder......

'This is the day that the Lord has made,
I will rejoice and be glad in it'

Big Spendaaaa/Mo' Money, Mo' Problems

Derek and I were recently talking about how I'm not exactly the smartest girl in the world. You know, I'm okay with that. Because I like to laugh and talk loudly however, and have blond hair, I think people sometimes assume I'm not smart at all. *Newsflash* I'm highly intelligent! I have come up with a genius plan to make it look as though, at 29 years of age, I am fiscally responsible!

**GENIUS ALERT**GENIUS ALERT**

I surround myself with those who are also in high amounts of debt, such as myself, and then we all just act like it's normal and EVERYONE buys EVERYTHING with credit cards! I think that's why I've always enjoyed working at restaurants. Every single person there is a hot mess, but in our little restaurant world, it's okay. Accepted even! It's probably also why I like to think I'm "in" with the "artistic" crowd (even though I'm most definitely not) because they usually have nothing going for them, other than their newest midcentury oil and watercolor painting on cork that resembles VanGogh during the Renaissance. Like ANYBODY in the ENTIRE WORLD wants to hang that in their living room!

I share this information with you only to tell you that I truly have done something responsible! I saved a good chunk of cash from our wedding money and plan on buying a lovely little set of dinnerware with it. I'm not talking china that will be displayed in a china cabinet along with porcelain figures, but never ever used (Mom, I'm talking to you). I'm talking china-esque dinnerware that makes you feel fancy and definitely makes the food taste better, but is for everyday use. I've had a hard time really finding anything because dinnerware isn't exactly my forte (that 'e' is to be pronounced) and of course I have a very specific picture in my head.

Now who here likes Anthropologie? Silly question! We ALL love Anthropologie! As I mosied through the store a few weeks back, I came across two dinnerware gems and let me tell you, it was love at first sight. One is this:

Goo goo, gaa gaa!! I'm not usually the biggest fan of the 'fleur de lis' because it often times screams, "Look, I'm French, but not really, but am because I have a fleur de lis." The 'fleur de lis' however is extremely subtle when you see this collection in person. And it has a similar look to distressed wood that's been painted white.

Okay, second off is this collection: (I can only copy the pics that use the 'mint' color, but I would actually go with the 'grey'.)
Since you have an idea of what I like now, if you know of any places that have dinnerware similar to this, please let me know! And as always, I thank you for your time. It's been a ruuulllll pleasure!

7.4.2012

From July 5th of one year to July 3rd of the next year, I look forward to one thing.

This:


Today is my day! Does it get any better than listening to this song over the loudspeakers, watching fireworks? I think not!!

Happy 4th of July Americans!!

Schmina Tey

Lately, it seems as though people have been coming out of the woodwork, OUT OF THE WOODWORK!, asking what is on my summer reading list. You know what I say to those people? What's NOT on my summer reading list? Am I right or am I right? Chuckle, chuckle. If the Morton Grove Public Library has it, this girl is reading it.

I normally prefer to read non-fiction, specifically history, because I like to learn. Knowledge is power! Am I right or am I right? However, I chose at the beginning of the summer to make this a 'Fiction Summer' and I've been sticking to my word (until this past week when a World War II book crept in there). Thankfully, Tina Fey's 'Bossypants' doesn't seem to fall into any category whatsoever. Even biography! It's nothing but a bunch of words that make up so much funny-ness, you won't be able to stop lol'ing! Not the lol that you write in a text or email just because, but a real LOL that leaves you in good spirits the rest of the day. (And I suppose it is a biography.)

Tina Fey is FU-UU-NNY! Like, this book, is so good you may even reread it. I can't help but notice that Tina and I have quite a bit in common. These common traits range from physical ailments to the fact that she must have lived right by where I lived in Rogers Park last summer. I highly, highly recommend reading this, I was done in one day!

*Side note* I was so happy to be reminded, by Tina, about the 30 Rock episode where Jenna is starring in a movie called 'The Rural Juror.' Pure comedy!!

YES! YES! YES!

Awards Season

Very Good Husband Award goes to: Derek Edwardson!

Very Good Sister-In-Law Award goes to: Kim Edwardson!

They both ordered me one of the burlap bags, from White Apple Threads on Etsy, I talked about a few posts ago for my birthday! So thoughtful! I love them both, but am going to have to send one back because I don't really need two of almost the same exact bag. I choose to keep...... Kim's bag. Thanks sister!

Teenage Thoughts

Teenage Stacy to Teenage Derek:

"Please don't be in love with someone else,
Please don't have somebody waiting on you"

And Many More!

I don't like to toot my own horn, buuuuuuutttttttt........

Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
I look like a monkey
and I smell like one tooooooo!

"You don't look a day over 52." Tess Haskins (Umm, I'm 29.)

You're Grounded!

This past Saturday night I turned 17 again. I babysat. And then I found myself watching the MTV Movie Awards while the kids were sleeping. I've noticed a big change in maturity in the past few years, in that I have stopped watching these awards shows, along with The Real World, Road Rules, and any type of Challenge show. I liked life like that. I was happy with myself for growing up. Now I've gone and ruined everything.

I really enjoyed the movie awards!

And you know what I enjoyed the most? Robert Pattinson!

I don't enjoy vampires. I don't enjoy reading about vampires. I also don't enjoy watching vampires. I've never read or watched any of the Twilight series and I was okay with that. It never saddened me that I wasn't in love with a vampire...... until this weekend! Robert Pattinson was SO charming and SO funny on the awards, I realized I've been majorly missing out. He told the funniest jokes that kind of actually bombed, but then he would keep laughing and then I would laugh and I felt quite a bond with him. He was even shaking as he read his thing for Reese Witherspoon. So sweet!

(I had to google this to make sure I was getting the right name)

TEAM EDWARD!

Shoulder Candy

Remember how I said I love burlap? Just say yes. (In all fairness, you really should remember! Considering you're my best friends and I just said it in my last post....) I love everything burlap. Burlap pillows, burlap table runners, burlap Christmas stockings, BURLAP ANYTHING! It makes any room look 'french' in a hurry, therefore I like!

Well, a few weeks ago my sister in law Kim was in town for a wedding where the bride gave some of the cutest bridesmaids gifts, loosely based around her wedding theme. I squealed in delight upon seeing A BURLAP BAG! Heaven on a strap! I will be the first to admit that while I just love these bags, they're a little more 'beach' than 'french.' However, I would never use one of these as a beach bag only, these would make amazing summer bags! Now I give to you, JessBecause. I would buy from here simply because the name is so clever! This link takes you to an actual site, but the links on that page take you to an Etsy shop and from there I'm confused. I guess they now go by White Apple Threads. To top it off, they live in Encinitas, CA, the very city I would choose to live in if I could live anywhere in the continental United States. Thank you very much.
Look! They have a special deal for 6 or 12 bags specifically as bridesmaids gifts. Brills!

I Dream In White And Burlap

Anything white is a favorite of mine! (Except people...then I prefer tan, of the Mexican or Central/South American variety.) I just love how clean white is. And most of all, I love splashes of color amongst all white. Once Derek buys us our dream home (very soon, right Der?), I'll be able to install my all white dream kitchen! From what I hear, there's ALWAYS extra money left over to remodel after you buy a house!

Luckily for me, there is another person who also loves white! Dreamy Whites! This is her house people! Do you know who lives here? Dreamy white herself, white husband, and approximately five children. Maybe a pet, who knows?
How, how, HOW does she keep this place so clean?!?! I absolutely adore this house and couldn't ask for a more perfect home, buuuut, I just don't think there's any possible way I could live here! I like to start pretty much every morning with at least three coffee spills, white stains on my shirt from toothpaste, and hairsprayed nose hairs. Sadly, that means I do not EVER get to live in an all white, "french farmhouse." Isn't this home beautiful though?! Thank you for letting me daydream, Dreamy Whites!

I love burlap too!