Mine sucked.
I went shopping. And saw myself in fantastic lighting. In a three way mirror. And now I will kill myself.
Some thoughts from my time at the mall:
- I hate people.
- I really hate girls.
- I hate myself.
- Where did this ball of flab on the side of my thigh come from?
- I am not good at color blocking.
- Turning your medium sized cotton underwear from Target into thongs so you don't have an underwear line is not comfortable.
- I hope everyone at this mall dies. Today.
- Why do I have backne at 28?
- Teenagers are SO stupid.
- Girls are SO stupid.
- I wish my rings weren't getting cleaned so I can wear those and people will know that, despite how pathetic I may look, I actually found a guy to marry me. (My husband hates me and finds me incredibly unamusing, but that's besides the point.)
- Wow, my legs are pale.
- Wow, my legs are hairy.
- Wow, my legs are dry.
- Wow, I have no calves.
- Wow, my face is greasy.
- This dinnerware set from Anthropologie is exactly what I've been looking for. (I'll share later!)
Aren't these kinds of days fun!?! Lol. I hope tomorrow finds you in a little better mood. Or just stay out of that mall! haha :)
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